Because it’s November and I wanted to look at animal pictures instead of doing anything productive — here is an assortment of photos where I could #relate so hard.
Well, I guess I’m reteaching this lesson.
…There may be an opportunity for extra credit…
I know my pen (pencil/paper/important copies/last piece of chocolate) is down here somewhere.
I think this small group will complement each other perfectly!
I don’t know what you did, but you look guilty, so I’m not going to take my eyes off you for a second.
*Break time/end of day run down the hall to the bathroom*
*That student who always manages to come up to ask a question and doesn’t make a sound*
You need to be completely quiet and still for this severe weather drill! I don’t care if someone farted!
Students: Yes, we behaved perfectly for the sub.
Ok, everybody, get in a single-file line!
Oh, hey! Food in the teachers’ lounge?
You guys just got back from PE? Totally couldn’t tell.
*That one student who always ends up on the floor*
I guess I didn’t get the memo about the dress down day.
*Me with all my stuff, trying to get into school in the morning*
Get back to class!
I have no idea what you just said.
*That student who you secretly think is hilarious*
Yeah, that lesson was ah-mazing!
Flying by the seat of my pants? No way this can go wrong!
What everybody looks like after lunch.
How I feel at the beginning of the day after coffee! Everything is going swimmingly! I could do this all day!
How I feel at the end of the day.
I got a billion things to do…I think I’ll just sit here and eat a snack.
You need to go back to your seat.
I know you will do great things if you work together.
*Sappy ending* ?